Summary of day one in New York: Penn Station at rush hour is insane. Rehan the cat destroys my Macbook Pro. New Macbook AIR is cool but expensive. NY pizza is delicious but NY pizza shop workers are jerks. Met a lovely transvestite on the subway named Celeste with a T-shirt saying “I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart”. Thought about going home with her, but vouched for the more responsible option.

Gotta be brief: have to re-install all the software I need to do my job.

Oh boy, what a day.